Love at First Slice Ah yes, nothing says “I love you” quite like carving your initials into a tree with…

Johnny: The Master of Unintentional Chaos Ah, Little Johnny, always finding a way to turn an innocent grammar lesson into…

Narcissus, Is That You? Ah yes, the classic humblebrag disguised as a conversation starter. Because nothing says “let’s get to…

Late Night Snack Syndrome Who needs sleep when you have a fully stocked fridge, right? Forget counting sheep—now it’s all…

Shortcomings in the Humor Department Ah yes, the age-old struggle—height vs. accessibility. It’s a cruel world out there when even…

To Write, or to Write with Style Ah, Shakespeare—the bard who had a way with words, and apparently, a strong…

Flippers in the Forever Game Ah, the penguin pitch: nothing says “commitment” like a waddling, fish-breath bird that wears a…

Gold Digger Gone Wrong Just imagine: you’re in the garden, doing some completely innocent landscaping, and then bam! You strike…

The Pink Bunny Prescription This is Dobby, and he has a very specific method for curing human ailments. Notice the…

Legal Bank Robber, But Make It Fashion When your job involves handcuffs but no criminal record, you know you’ve found…