Family Dinner Strikes Again Ah yes, nothing like a casual roast of your family dynamics in your Tinder bio to…

The Ultimate Dilemma: Lip Service or Bedroom Brilliance? Ah, the classic choice between mastering the art of kissing or earning…

Love at First Slice Ah yes, nothing says “I love you” quite like carving your initials into a tree with…

Johnny: The Master of Unintentional Chaos Ah, Little Johnny, always finding a way to turn an innocent grammar lesson into…

Narcissus, Is That You? Ah yes, the classic humblebrag disguised as a conversation starter. Because nothing says “let’s get to…

Late Night Snack Syndrome Who needs sleep when you have a fully stocked fridge, right? Forget counting sheep—now it’s all…

Shortcomings in the Humor Department Ah yes, the age-old struggle—height vs. accessibility. It’s a cruel world out there when even…

To Write, or to Write with Style Ah, Shakespeare—the bard who had a way with words, and apparently, a strong…

Flippers in the Forever Game Ah, the penguin pitch: nothing says “commitment” like a waddling, fish-breath bird that wears a…

Gold Digger Gone Wrong Just imagine: you’re in the garden, doing some completely innocent landscaping, and then bam! You strike…