41 Funniest Amazon Product Reviews To Give You A Free Laugh

Pen Power

Who knew that a simple pen could spark so much drama? According to this review, a woman’s adventure into the world of writing was nothing short of revolutionary—and it all began with a pen her husband never let her use.

This reviewer hilariously describes her husband’s dismay as she asserts her independence with her new ‘feminine’ pen. Good thing she bought it with her own pocket money, because now she can jot down all her new recipe ideas while her husband endures the ‘tingling sensation’ that comes with picking it up.

Swiss Army Superhero

When you receive a gift that changes your life, the least you can do is write an amusing review about it. This person took it a step further, sharing how a Swiss Army Knife transformed them into the ultimate multitasking superhero.

From growing a mustache to becoming a Navy Seal, this review has us in stitches. We love their creative storytelling. They lost two stars for some surprising personal reasons, but the comedic narration earns full marks from us!

Baby’s Belly Button, Revealed

Looking for a good mystery novel for your toddler? Look elsewhere. This ‘lift-the-flap’ book, ‘Where is Baby’s Belly Button?’, gives the ending away on the cover! How are kids supposed to take the suspense seriously when it’s that obvious?

The book promises a journey to find the elusive belly button, but it’s akin to playing hide and seek when the person is in plain sight. The lack of character development and plot twists make this a prime example of missed potential in the children’s mystery genre.

Life Saver

This Banana Slicer by 571B has surprisingly been recognized as one of the greatest inventions of all time. This product has saved the marriage of one of its readers. As they used to argue on how to slice the bananas everyday.

The married couple was constantly on the edge. They would argue every single day. Until one courageous day. The single most savior moment saving the marriage was introducing the 571 Banana Slicer. Superb invention!

Murder-Proof Kindling

This Amazon customer perhaps had dark intentions when purchasing this waterproof Kindle case. Hoping it would be rubbish and fail, thus causing electrocution, the plan certainly backfired when the item worked perfectly well.

Instead of a murder weapon, it turned out to be a great device protector. Kudos to the manufacturer for making such a reliable product, though we’re pretty sure they didn’t foresee this kind of twisted feedback!

Glitter Bomb Revenge

Sometimes a simple prank turns into an epic tale of glittery vengeance. When Brian’s roommate let a stranger crash on their couch for the second time, he decided to take matters into his own hands. But instead of keying a car or boots, he chose a bottle of glitter as his weapon of choice.

The result? A sparkling apartment and a lesson Brian’s roommate won’t forget. Every T-shirt, shoe, and even the bed was coated with the shiny stuff. It’s the perfect reminder that actions have consequences, especially when there’s a $12.44 revenge glitter bottle available on Amazon.

Talk About Microtransactions

Gaming can be expensive. But when your hard-earned money only earns you a single star in a game, things get frustrating quickly. Especially when the company has the audacity to offer you more stars—for a nominal fee, of course.

This reviewer wasn’t shy in expressing their disappointment. Ironically, they only gave EA a single star. To earn any extras, EA might have to shell out a bit more cash. It seems congrats are in order, EA—for mastering the art of microtransactions.

Pass the Extra Rolls

Oh man, what a trip. These innocent-looking gummy bears might seem like a sweet treat, but they come with a horrifying twist. If you’ve never encountered the infamous sugar-free gummy bear cleanse, consider yourself lucky.

One bite is all it takes to unleash a gastrointestinal nightmare. Think cramps, bloating, and a trumpet-call of gas that’ll make you swear off the office snack stash forever. Seriously, these things are not for the faint of heart!

Terrifying Tactics

We all know that bedtime battles with kids can be a real struggle. But some parents seem to take unique approaches, and this guy definitely wins the creativity award.

Wearing a rubber penguin mask to sing lullabies sounds like something straight out of a horror movie. But hey, if it works to keep the little ones in line and save the sweets, who are we to judge?

Not Quite Camping Ready

This copper pyramid is a real steal for spiritual healing, but don’t expect it to double as a reliable camping tent. According to this review, essential items like stakes, tarps, and fly covers are nowhere to be found. Instead, we have a beautiful structure that’s more suited for meditation than surviving the wilderness.

Our adventurer tried to make do by covering it in vines and leaves, which led to an unexpected outcome—soaked and soggy, yet somehow with a miraculous side effect. The reviewer’s hepatitis is suddenly a thing of the past! Talk about mixed results: wet nights but mystical healing powers.

UFO Detector Malfunction?

We all want a little extra security, especially when it comes to alien abductions. Unfortunately, the UFO Detector doesn’t seem to offer much protection.

One customer shared their disappointment, noting that despite constant use, they were still being abducted on a regular basis. Maybe it’s time to look for a new anti-alien gadget.

Hair-Raising Outcome

When you’re shopping for hair removal products, you don’t typically consider how it might affect your body’s acoustics. This Amazon reviewer, however, stumbled upon an unexpected side effect when using Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Cream.

According to him, the product made his farts sound louder, presumably because the hair acted as an interlocking silencer. While that might not be the glowing endorsement the company hoped for, he still gave it a big thumbs up and a perfect 5/5 rating. A review like this could be a far more entertaining read than any typical product manual!

Silent Brilliance

Sometimes, it’s the little things in a relationship that drive people apart. Like the incessant clicking of a computer mouse when one person wants to sleep. Fortunately, someone invented this silent mouse just in time.

This reviewer claims that the once noisy clicks of a regular mouse nearly ended his relationship. But with this Nexus Silent Wired Mouse, not only has peace been restored, but it’s so quiet his girlfriend forgets he’s even there—and invites her lover over. Looks like they won’t be needing couples’ therapy now!

Grammar Gone Wild

We all know that learning a new language can be incredibly challenging, but we’ve got to give props to folks who give it their all. This individual took it one step further and wrote an epic Amazon review that’s half-grammar lesson, half-comedy sketch.

Titled ‘is the best book!’, this review for ‘English Grammar For Dummies’ not only recommends the book for its grammar tips but also takes us through a wild saga of a Soviet man’s adventure in the US. A must-read for anyone who needs a hearty laugh along with their grammar refresher.

The Wolf Is Missing

When you spend two and a half hours expecting to see wolves on Wall Street, disappointment is inevitable. This honest reviewer was hoping for a wildlife documentary, but instead got a stock market thriller.

While we understand that titles can be misleading, their remark highlights just how literal some people can be. Next time, they might want to read a synopsis before hitting ‘play’.

Transmission of Regret

At first glance, a cable that transmits data faster than the speed of light sounds like a great idea, right? Wrong. This unlucky reviewer discovered that not even physics can keep up with their musical tastes.

Imagine pressing play only to hear your song finish before you even think about it. Talk about having an existential crisis! Denon had no idea they’d be messing with a person’s sense of time and free will. Safe to say, this is one cable purchase that won’t be repeated.

Ghost-Be-Gone Seaweed

We all want a product that does everything, but this review takes it to the next level. Not only did it supposedly cure the cat’s autism, but it also evicted all the house ghosts.

We’re puzzled and amused at the same time. Here’s to hoping the seaweed industry knows they’ve branched out into supernatural extermination.

Half-Life Issues

Radioactive elements are known to decay over time, but this Amazon reviewer seems to have taken that fact quite literally. The frustration of receiving a half-empty container is understandable, but it’s the timeline here that’s truly hilarious.

Claiming to have purchased the uranium ore 4.47 billion years ago, it’s no wonder the product is a bit light. Talk about a delayed delivery! Maybe next time, they’ll opt for a product with a shorter half-life.

Back to the Future?

We all want to get the latest tech, but this guy took a giant leap—to the past! He upgraded from the modern Windows 8 to retro Windows 95, providing a nostalgic trip down memory lane.

Ironically, the simpler interface and classic games like Minesweeper seem to have weighed in favor of this ‘upgrade.’ Sometimes, less really is more, or in this case, more like 1995!

Microwave Meals for One

Are you looking for a cookbook that will suit your lonely nights? This Amazon product review might just have you covered. With a title like ‘Microwave for One,’ we weren’t sure what to expect, but it seems like this book became a surprising treasure for some.

The review is both hilarious and somewhat touching—who knew microwave meals could change a person’s perspective so drastically? If you’re cooking solo and need a good laugh, this might just be the book for you.

Well Worth the Sacrifice

When you shell out the big bucks for a pair of limited-edition Nikes, you expect them to be worth every cent. This reviewer certainly thinks so, having worked 60 hours a week just to save up for these space-age kicks. The Nike Air Foamposite One NRGs aren’t your run-of-the-mill sneakers; they’re a testament to style, comfort, and a touch of eccentricity.

While some might argue over priorities, this dad decided to handle his daughter’s complaints about his spending habits in his own unique way. With a touch of humor and a strong belief in his purchase, he recommends these shoes heartily. After all, what’s a small sacrifice when you’ve got such stellar sneakers on your feet? Great shoes, do recommend!

Lockdown in Progress

Parenting in the modern age comes with its own set of unique challenges, and this Amazon reviewer seems to have embraced a rather, uh, unconventional solution. According to the review, their teenage son is now subject to wearing a metal chastity device, complete with a lock to ensure ‘no sinning on the lord’s watch.’

While most parents might opt for a traditional heart-to-heart conversation, this parent has clearly taken a more hands-on, or rather ‘lock-on,’ approach. The son might not be thrilled about it, but at least his mind will be on more academic matters—or attempting to pick those locks.

Wrecking Relationships

We often come across funny and outlandish product reviews on Amazon, but this one takes the cake. Someone decided to use Wrecking Balm Tattoo Fade System to remove a tattoo from their partner’s body—but without telling them it was happening! The tattoo said ‘Ronnie’, and they clearly wanted it gone.

However, this led to an unexpected and entertaining series of events once ‘Ronnie’ noticed the disappearing ink. The product definitely worked, but it ended up wrecking more than just the tattoo.

The Ultimate Self-Protection Gadget

This Amazon review is an action-packed saga involving a group of alleged Girl Scouts and a fierce customer. After feeling outmatched during a previous encounter, our hero picks up this knuckle blaster stun gun for self-defense. Little did he know, his showdown would take on almost superhero proportions.

From dealing with 950,000 volts to his right nipple to a full-on battle with Girl Scouts’ fathers, he transforms into a one-man army. He ends the epic combat with projectile vomit and helicopter spins, finally claiming victory and his Girl Scout cookies, all thanks to his trusty stun gun.

Hiding in Plain Sight

When he decided to become a state’s witness, he knew he had to hide his identity from the world. But who knew a simple horse head mask from Amazon would be his ultimate disguise?

Thanks to this life-saving item, his life in the witness protection program has been a breeze. No one suspects a thing when they see him—or should we say ‘neigh’ him—walking around town.

Charged with Complaints

This USB wall charger’s review took a wild turn! While most would simply rave about its charging capabilities, this user decided to dive deep into their personal life.

We must admit, it’s an unique way to highlight the charger’s ability to power multiple devices simultaneously. But maybe keep the relationship woes for the therapy sessions, not the Amazon review section.

NSA-Level Security

We all want to keep track of our health and wellness, but sometimes the methods can be quite… revealing. This product reviewer seems to have a lot of confidence in the National Security Agency’s capabilities.

It’s not every day that you see someone gleefully sharing data about their kegel muscles with the NSA, but hey, there truly is a first for everything. Five stars for a strong sense of privacy and security!

Savings Game Strong

It’s not often you come across a product review that saves you money. This genius found the deal of a lifetime on Amazon and couldn’t keep it to themselves. What better way to save $58,000 than by purchasing a ridiculously expensive watch that comes with a hefty discount?

With the money saved, they went all out buying a new BMW and funding a Disney vacation. Now, retirement plans are as simple as buying 10 of these watches a year and living off the savings. Talk about making your money work for you!

Holy Review

If you think you’ve seen it all, this Amazon review of the Holy Bible might just prove you wrong. This review boldly critiques the Bible as ‘God’s second novel,’ stating how it’s an improvement from the Old Testament. Who knew the Bible had a sophomore slump?

We understand having an opinion, but comparing the Holy Bible with the plotlines of other religious texts might be taking it a bit too far. This review takes ‘constructive criticism’ to divine levels, but we can’t help but laugh.

Wardrobe Emergency

This reviewer seems to have encountered a serious fashion dilemma. Already boasting a tattoo of three howling wolves on his chest, he didn’t quite think through the implications when buying this exact shirt.

Nevertheless, he found a silver lining—this shirt comes in handy when the temperature drops. Now he can flaunt his fierce design in more ways than one, making it the best of both worlds.

Flammable and Honest Review

Zippo Lighter Fluid is a product that doesn’t beat around the bush. It promises 4oz of flammable substance, and it delivers just that.

The reviewer’s message is crystal clear—if you need lighter fluid, here it is, plain and simple. Sometimes, it’s the straightforward reviews that provide the most value, and this one certainly does the trick.

What A View

Deciding to splurge on a high-end TV sounds like a great idea until the reality of your bank account sets in. This person took it a step further and used not just their money, but their entire retirement fund and inheritance, too.

It’s truly a wonder how the lush visuals of a 105-inch 4K screen attempt to make up for the lack of a loving family. At least this TV looks great in his new one-bedroom council flat. Cheers to brightness in dark times!

Deflated Expectations

Online shopping can be a gamble, but this takes it to a whole new level. We feel for this buyer who expected a bouncy new football, only to receive a flat disappointment. A soccer game with a pancake ball? Not likely.

This review shows how sometimes, the excitement of opening a package can deflate as quickly as, well, a flatball. Let’s hope they got their refund—and maybe a pump for the next purchase!

Bidet Believer

It’s not every day someone experiences a life-changing revelation through an Amazon purchase, but this reviewer did just that. Realizing the shortcomings of toilet paper, they found salvation in the Astor Bidet Fresh Water Spray Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment.

Not only did it eliminate their need for endless wipes, but it also gave their butt a refreshing, clean sensation. The humorous and heartfelt review makes a compelling case for ditching old habits and embracing new ones, one spray at a time.

Hulk Smash? Maybe Not

When you think of Hulk Smash Hands, you probably imagine unleashing your inner superhero and standing up to bullies. Unfortunately, reality doesn’t always follow the script of a comic book.

This reviewer thought they’d found the perfect defense against schoolyard tormentors. Instead, their attempt at a dramatic showdown ended with a knife wound and a hospital trip. Perhaps the lesson here is to leave the smashing to the professionals.

Tornado-Proof Speaker

Some products are known for being durable, but this Bluetooth speaker takes it to a new level. After an EF4 tornado completely demolished a house, this speaker was found in the rubble and still worked perfectly!

With stories like this, it’s no surprise this product has such stellar reviews. If it can survive a tornado, it can probably handle anything life throws at it. Definitely a must-buy for the adventurous audiophile.

The Ice Age Revolution

Have you ever thought that something as simple as an ice cube tray could drastically change your life? Well, this reviewer found out firsthand that it indeed can. After battling with dollar-store ice cube trays for nearly eight years, the Rubermaid Easy Release Ice Cube Tray swooped in like a savior, offering perfectly formed ice without the blood, sweat, and tears.

Gone are the days of aggressively slamming trays on counters, heating them over stoves, or dealing with half-melted cubes. This ice cube tray slides out ice effortlessly, saving fingers and sanity. The only gripe? The stacking design could use a tweak. Nonetheless, this product is revolutionizing ice-making one cube at a time!

Solo Cups are Life-Changing

Who knew a simple plastic cup could make such a difference? This customer hilariously recounts how these Solo cups have stepped up to help where his hands simply couldn’t.

From holding popcorn paired with corndogs to adding flavor to his beverages, it’s clear these cups are basically the heroes of his dining adventures. No more drinking straight out of the bottle— thanks to Solo!

Dino-Man On The Loose

We all have hobbies that can sometimes take over our lives, but this one takes the cake—or rather, the egg. A well-intentioned purchase turned into a full-blown dinosaur obsession for one man’s son. Pretending to be a dinosaur around the house is one thing, but taking it to the level where he’s dropping his pants in the driveway for all to see? That’s a new one.

The tragic tale continues as his deep dive into dino-life slips him into depression, searching for hatching eggs and using tampons to stop the leakage. It’s a bizarre yet oddly fascinating review that leaves readers both amused and concerned. Clearly, some interests need to come with a warning label.

Five Stars, But It’s Not FIFA

This Amazon customer clearly expected something a bit different when they ordered Pro Evolution Soccer (PES) 2016. They were generous enough to give the game a decent review, but made sure to let everyone know that it just doesn’t hold a candle to its competition.

While many people enjoy both PES and FIFA, this review highlights the endless debate between loyal fans of the two franchises. Well, at least they still appreciated the game enough to give it a rating, even if it came with a side of honesty!

The Ultimate Collector’s Edition

For every fan of the revolutionary Broadway hit, this album is an absolute must-own. But heed the warning—once you start listening, there’s no going back. Prepare to lose all semblance of productivity as you’re transported into the heart of 18th-century America with a hip-hop twist.

Your loved ones might not understand your obsession, but soon they’ll be singing along too. Each beat, each rhyme will take you on a nostalgic journey through brilliant storytelling, superb musical compositions, and a masterful blend of history and modernity. Grab your ‘Lamborfeeties’ and dive headfirst into this musical marvel, just be prepared for the addiction!