28 Funny Bird Names That Make Light Fun Of Our Flying Friends
The Unfortunate Satanic Nightjar
Imagine discovering that your name is ‘Satanic Nightjar’. For most birds, life is all about enjoying the simple pleasures—singing, nesting, and eating bugs. But for this poor nightjar, it has to deal with the baggage of an incredibly intimidating name.
It’s hard to believe that whoever named this bird thought it was a good idea. Considering how unimposing this bird looks, calling it ‘satanic’ seems a bit extreme. Hopefully, this nightjar isn’t self-aware because that name would surely lead to an existential crisis.
Flying Fun, No Therapy Needed
Bird names can often be quite amusing, and this is a prime example. It’s hilarious how some men create these names. We can’t help but chuckle at these comical and endearing titles.
The creativity and lightheartedness displayed are commendable. From the look of things, they’ll continue naming birds until they’ve run out of feathers to name. But, honestly, we wouldn’t mind seeing what they come up with next!
A Not-So-Nice Name
We know birds can have some unusual names, but this one takes the cake. You just can’t help but giggle at the name ‘Little Bustard’—it sounds more like a cheeky insult than a bird species.
Imagine spotting this bird and excitedly announcing its name; we’re sure it would get quite a few laughs. Maybe the real joke is that our fine feathered friend is blissfully unaware of the stir its name causes among us humans.
What’s In a Name?
Scientists and bird enthusiasts can be surprisingly funny when naming our feathered friends, as evidenced by this bird’s peculiar name. It’s hard not to chuckle at the creativity, or lack thereof, behind this one.
We can’t help but wonder what the ornithologists were thinking when they settled on ‘Dickcissel.’ Either way, it sure brings a new level of entertainment to birdwatching!
Tiny Sky-Tyrant
Bird names really can be hit or miss, but this one made us chuckle. Who knew these little flapping creatures could be seen as tyrants in the sky?
We can only imagine what kind of mischief they get up to up there. Let’s just hope they don’t start demanding tribute from their birdie subjects!
Go Away, Already!
Naming a bird the ‘Go-away-bird’ seems oddly fitting for the grumpy, drab creatures that they are. It’s as if Mother Nature herself was having a laugh when she decided this bird’s name.
You have to wonder what ornithologist had a bad day and decided to name it that. Look on the bright side—at least you know where you stand with these feathered introverts from the get-go!
Name Drop Therapy
With a big list of names, it seems some people prefer cataloging every bird species rather than dealing with their problems. Who needs therapy when you can name birds right?
While we aren’t suggesting avoiding therapy altogether, this suggests naming birds just might be a fun distraction from the everyday stresses of life!
Horned Screamer
We think ornithologists might need some help coming up with names, as evidenced by this bird known as the Horned Screamer. Who knew that not only humans get yelled at, but birds too!
This bird takes feeling ‘screamy’ to a whole new level with its unique horn. We’re wondering what sort of noise it actually makes—hopefully not something that would burst our eardrums.
Fluffy-Backed Tit-Babbler
Ornithologists, in their quest to categorize every bird, sometimes come up with names that leave the rest of us in stitches. The fluffy-backed tit-babbler is one such creation, making us all do a double-take and chuckle.
This name sounds more like the star of a kids’ animated show than a real bird species. One has to wonder what the ornithologist was thinking when they decided on this gem of nomenclature. Are they trying to give us a laugh, or is it just a happy accident?
Feeling Blue in the Sky
Bird names can be utterly hilarious, and ‘Sad Flycatcher’ is no exception. This poor bird looks as though it’s contemplating the mysteries of the universe.
While it might not actually be down in the dumps, the name certainly makes us feel like we need to give this little guy a few words of encouragement. Cheer up, buddy—everything’s going to be okay!
The Smew Smirk
You’ve got to appreciate the creativity in bird names. But ‘Smew’? That’s a name that belongs in a sitcom, not on a wildlife identification guide.
These little guys do look like they might have just heard a particularly bad pun. Smew? More like, ‘Sm-ew, did someone step on a duck?’
The Emo Avian
Birds can have some pretty funny names, but ‘Sombre Tit’ really takes the cake. In a world of cheery cardinals and happy sparrows, this bird seems to have wandered out of a My Chemical Romance concert.
While fellow critters sing their hearts out, this little guy is more likely to be found penning deeply emotional poetry. Just remember, it prefers the term ‘goth.’
Swiftly Annoyed
Bird enthusiasts know that swifts are some of the fastest and most agile birds out there. However, it seems like their speed can also be a point of irritation for some people.
This person’s frustration is palpable, and it just goes to show that even nature’s marvels can get on our nerves sometimes. Typical swifts, always making a swift getaway!
The European Therapy Alternative
Why go to therapy when you can simply identify all the birds in the world? It’s cheaper, more time-consuming, and you get to expand your avian knowledge. Just ask these guys who have clearly chosen their mental health journey through bird naming.
The European shag might sound like something reserved for late-night TV, but in reality, it’s just another feathered friend.
Rough Times for Rough-faced Shag
Bird names can sometimes sound funnier than intended, and the Rough-faced Shag is a prime example. This comical name has taken the internet by storm, leaving people both puzzled and amused.
It’s not every day you come across a bird with such a peculiar moniker. Whether it’s a mistake or a deliberate label, the Rough-faced Shag has certainly ruffled some feathers and brought smiles to many faces.
The Not-So-Common Loon
We all know that bird names can be somewhat straightforward, but labeling a bird as ‘common’ is a bit harsh. This bird rightfully feels bullied by such a mundane title.
Sure, it might not have the exotic appeal of a peacock, but calling it a ‘common loon’ seems a little offensive. Let’s give this waterfowl a break and recognize its unique charm instead.
The Tyrant with a Throne
When you think of a bird named ‘Red-rumped Bush Tyrant,’ you can’t help but imagine a feathered boss ruling the bushes with an iron beak. The name alone sounds like it’s straight out of a fantasy novel, commanding respect and a little giggle.
And let’s not forget the ‘Smew,’ which sounds like it belongs in a collection of whimsical Dr. Seuss characters. These avian names might be ridiculous, but they certainly make birdwatching a lot more entertaining!
The Noisy Pitta
Birdsong is one of nature’s most delightful symphonies. Some, however, may find it more of a cacophony than a melody. Case in point: the Noisy Pitta.
If the tireless chatter of this colorful little bird is driving you up the wall, perhaps another hobby might be a better fit. After all, this feathered friend is just living its best life, one note at a time.
Noisy Miner: The Bird with a Lot to Say
Birdsong is generally considered to be soothing and a sign that nature is thriving. However, some birds have quite the vocal cords, and the Noisy Miner is a prime example. Its constant chirping might be music to some, but for others, it could be a bit much.
If you’re one to enjoy the peacefulness of the great outdoors without an avian soundtrack, encountering a Noisy Miner might make you reconsider your love for all things feathery.
Dazzlingly Dumb Name
Bird names can get a bit quirky, but this one really takes the cake. The Spangled Drongo sounds like the nickname of a not-so-bright pirate on a children’s TV show.
Although it might sound a little silly, this bird would probably prefer you focus on its striking appearance, rather than its questionable moniker. Sorry, Mr. Drongo, your name is just too funny to ignore.
Hoary Puffleg
Ornithologists seem to have a great sense of humor when it comes to naming birds. The ‘Hoary Puffleg’ sounds more like a punchline than a bird species, but rest assured, it’s very real.
With a name like this, it’s hard not to imagine these little birds as some sort of whimsical characters straight out of a children’s book. One can only wonder what inspired such a creative and hilarious name!
Bird Therapy
Swallow might not make much sense to those outside the ornithological loop, but naming it one is evidently quite the therapy replacement for some.
While it’s an unusual method, who are we to judge what helps someone relax? At least they’re not out keying cars or eating partial deliveries. Keep those bird names coming, gentlemen.
Ruddy Good Name
There’s nothing quite like a bird name that makes you chuckle. ‘Ruddy pigeon’ is a perfect example of this light-hearted humor. It’s almost as if the bird itself is just a bit exasperated—’Oh, it’s just a ruddy pigeon!’
While many bird names are descriptive and informative, some just sound like someone was having a bit too much fun with the English language.
Unflattering Feathers
Bird naming isn’t just a scientific pursuit; sometimes it’s a sport of creative insults. Take the Drab Seedeater, for example. Clearly, whoever named this bird must have had a grudge against our feathered friends.
You might wonder why anyone would name a bird ‘drab,’ but one glance at its subdued plumage and you might get the idea. It looks like even birds aren’t safe from a little light-hearted mockery.
Perplexing Scrubwren
Among the many bird names that leave us scratching our heads, ‘Perplexing Scrubwren’ certainly takes the cake. Is it the bird that’s perplexing, or are we simply bemused by its peculiar name?
This bird seems to carry an air of mystery wherever it goes. Surely, it’s not just the scrub that is perplexing—it’s our lack of understanding of why such whimsical names exist.
Monotony in Flight
Who knew that bird names could sound like they came from a bored committee meeting? The Monotonous Lark is sure to bring excitement—if by excitement you mean listening to the same tune on repeat.
This little guy’s name might be a bit unfair, considering it’s not his fault he’s the poster bird for tedium. Maybe the ornithologists were having a particularly dull day when they named this one.
The Noisy Friar in the House
The ‘Noisy friarbird’ name is no joke—it’s apparently become an unwelcome alarm clock.
Perhaps it’s time for a new hobby, or maybe just some high-quality earplugs? This bird’s vocal talents are dividing opinions, but one thing’s for certain: it’s living up to its name!
Noisy Neighbor
It seems even our feathered friends have an annoying neighbor just like we do. The ‘Noisy Scrubbird’ certainly lives up to its name.
If you’re someone who can’t stand loud noises, this might not be the bird you want hanging around your backyard. Then again, it might just give you the perfect excuse to invest in some ear plugs.
